Scary Pumpkin
20 Jul 2023 01:30 | 431,869 notes | Reblog
drbrianbae:
“ frightbot:
“ after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020
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i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes
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drbrianbae:

frightbot:

after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020

i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes

20 Jul 2023 01:29 | 75,653 notes | Reblog

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

“Many species of polychaetes undergo epitoky whereby sexually immature worms transform into pelagic morphs capable of sexual reproduction. After fertilization, they release their gametes through rapid disintegration.”

worms are out here having insane sex we can’t even comprehend

“what do they mean by disintegrate?”
“oh yeah no he fucking disintegrated”

19 Jul 2023 03:01 | 7,507 notes | Reblog

hiveswap:

hiveswap:

He got crucified wat rhe fucj

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Hey do you guys want joint custody of this post

19 Jul 2023 02:01 | 11,895 notes | Reblog

37q:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

37q:

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meet cute prompt

these two people just constantly rotating groundhogs between Germantown and Sugarloaf for years

wow these groundhogs just keep looking the same but slightly older

19 Jul 2023 02:00 | 56,406 notes | Reblog
fembutchboygirl:
“rotsuko:
“is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags
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How has this comic made such a groundbreaking cultural impact without getting over 40k notes
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fembutchboygirl:

rotsuko:

is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags

How has this comic made such a groundbreaking cultural impact without getting over 40k notes

19 Jul 2023 01:59 | 1,773 notes | Reblog

neotrances:

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it’s so annoying seeing comments like this under videos of gay men talking or just walking around bc it’s like. do u think he doesnt know he sounds gay? do u think he doesnt know his mannerism’s make him appease feminine ? “his guns pink” “ur girly pop” “somebody’s fruity” like it’s not even jokes anymore it’s just homophobia he isnt stupid he knows that others will know hes gay that isn’t the point of his video omfg

18 Jul 2023 22:53 | 9,299 notes | Reblog

3000s:

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my pinrerest feed is full of these right now and theyre getting more and more grotesque the more i scroll